mr_fahrenheit: (setting things on fire)
So, I never typed this up. Mind you, this is all first draft quality (and I typed it up while playing TF2), so there might be typos. Regardless. Here!

Fire fire fire )
mr_fahrenheit: (what have i done)
*Where is Pyro today, you may ask? Is he doing his job as a gas station attendant? No. Is he burning things down again? No.

If you guessed drunk and face down in the lawn, then you're right. He is, by all appearances, passed out, but in fact, he's just very drunk and very miserable. Bother him at your own leisure.*
mr_fahrenheit: (doing my job)
...They've got flamethrowers now. They're Pyros. They're just like me.

I'm going to teach you guys how to defend yourself against Pyros. One method won't work for all of you, but I'll describe it anyway.

1. Keep away from them. Flamethrowers only reach so far.

2. If you can, blow them back. I have a compressed air blast on two of my flamethrowers just for that. Push them away and they can't hurt you.

3. If you have a gun, shoot them. If their suits are fireproof, they sure as hell aren't bulletproof.

4. They'll run out of ammo eventually. Keep away until they do.

5. The gas they use is flammable. If you can puncture their suits while they're using their flamethrower, they'll light up.

((OOC: I've been so, so slow on my tags and I apologize. Working on it. D:))
mr_fahrenheit: (maskless - grrr)
...

This place is going to hell faster than usual. I don't like hearing air raid sirens...Never have.

I also don't like seeing hazmat suits in the fucking streets. Anyone else seen them? I'd get ready for a fight...
mr_fahrenheit: (well would you look at that)
[Filtered to RED team + Olivier]

I'm making something new. You should come check it out.

*Pyro's sitting in his driveway with a dismantled stove ("borrowed" from the neighbours), a fire extinguisher (also "borrowed"), a part of a gas pump ("borrowed" from his job), and a car muffler (again, "borrowed"). He's assembling these pieces into some kind of gas-powered mutant of engineering. He's rather involved in his work and it's about halfway assembled. Bother him at your own risk and for your own safety, don't touch his materials.*
mr_fahrenheit: (maskless - smoke 'em if you got 'em)
*You will find Pyro in the park in the middle of the night, leaning back on his hands and smoking. He's likely drunk, too, but is mostly agreeable...for now. He's very calm at the moment, looking at the stars. It's like reliving the days when he was homeless...except now he has a home to go back to.

Feel free to come up to him and ask him what the fuck he's doing out here.*
mr_fahrenheit: (maskless - bloody)
*Pyro's wandering home finally after that amazing display of masculinity at Soldier's house. He looks like hell, has dried blood in his hair and under his nose, and is hung over, to top it all off.

Approach with caution.*
mr_fahrenheit: (maskless - oh what the shit)
*Pyro has been assigned as an architect. Pyro has no idea what to do about this. Building things is the Engineer's job, not his.*

Okay. Quick question: who knows how to build things? Because I sure as hell don't. And, uh...is anyone else missing their gear?
mr_fahrenheit: (maskless - sad/thoughtful/pensive)
...He's gone for real this time. Not really gone, but that's not the Medic I know....This makes twice now.

What can you do, though? Nothing...I'm stuck here like everyone else. Just leave me alone for a few days.

*If anyone's feeling particularly adventurous, Pyro's on his porch, playing with a lighter. Nothing's being set on fire, surprisingly, but approach with caution.*
mr_fahrenheit: (maskless - bloody)
...I'm back from that hellhole.

...

Don't bother me for at least a week. Don't ask what happened, don't ask me how I am, just leave me the fuck alone for awhile. I don't want to hear anything about Westport.
mr_fahrenheit: (that mask is scary)
I went to Westport...And I'm going back soon. I'm picking up all of my equipment...Never go in unprepared. The place gave me the creeps, but...something's telling me I need to go back.

[Filtered to RED]
If I don't come back...Assume I'm dead, alright? Are any of you going to go in with me? ...Safety in numbers and all.
mr_fahrenheit: (maskless - disappointed in you)
[Filtered to RED/BLU and FROM the Administrator]

...So, both of our bosses are here, right? I have a funny little feeling something else is up...Namely that there aren't two people. I think she's the same, meaning she works for both RED and BLU. There isn't much to disprove this, right? Well, try and prove me wrong, anyway...I want to be wrong.

[/Filtered]

Beaver's a drone. I mean, not that there's much difference, but...he's 'gone' now. Just thought anyone who might care should know.
mr_fahrenheit: (maskless - bloody)
...Got one of my axes back, but I'm going to hold off using it anymore. Medic, think you could help me out? I stopped the bleeding, but...
mr_fahrenheit: (setting things on fire)
Barbeque at my house.

Bring your tax papers. 1486 Kramden.

*And yes, Pyro is out front, grilling. He's helping keep the charcoal fire going with kindling made of tax forms.*
mr_fahrenheit: (maskless - sigh)
The phones back to normal now? Good. I don't want anymore weird phone calls from people who left here...
mr_fahrenheit: (surprised)
...I'm hearing a lot of weird voices over the phone. The fuck is going on?
mr_fahrenheit: (spycheck!)
If anyone needs me, I'm not going to be home. You'll have to find me.

*Pyro's in the park, doing what he does best: playing with fire. Thankfully, he just brought some matches with him instead of his flamethrower, but he's getting dangerously close to some dry grass. By dangerously close, I mean he's succeeded in setting a small patch ablaze. He doesn't seem terribly concerned with putting it out and just watches it burn; he even lights up another match and drops it on the already burning grass. He hasn't let himself do this in quite some time...someone might want to stop him before it gets too out of control.*
mr_fahrenheit: (lost his damn mind)
Okay, BLU, listen up just real fast: any of you guys start a fight with any of us? That's the end of the ceasefire right fucking there. Not a threat right now, just something to keep in mind.

I'm sure the same is true for us.

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