Twenty-six Fires Set [voice/action]

[mr_fahrenheit]

Barbeque at my house.

Bring your tax papers. 1486 Kramden.

*And yes, Pyro is out front, grilling. He's helping keep the charcoal fire going with kindling made of tax forms.*

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[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

[Denmark has no tax forms to burn because he's not troubled by paying them, but barbecue sounds good. So he'll be hanging over your fence, watching Pyro grill.]

I brought sausages.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*He grins a little.*

Toss 'em on.

[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

[Entering the garden, grinning wide when putting a bag down onto the table next to Pyro.]

There's a lot, how many more can that grill take?

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Let's find out?

[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[He really has a lot, so... let's see how many that grill can take. Throwing them to Pyro one by one.]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*And he just starts piling them on. Holy crap, did Denmark just buy the entire town's stock of sausages?*

...You weren't kidding.

[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

*Pretty much. He knows the butcher. And if you had a knife pointed at you by that guy, you'd totally buy everything, too*

Did I say I was? ...Need more?

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

*Have a haggard-looking Sniper dropping by to see what's up.*

Pyro--you didn't--

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

You look shocked. You should know better by now.

You doing okay?

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

*Congratulations, Pyro gets to see Sniper openly upset.*

What if you get droned--or worse--for this? I could have helped you--

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*He looks confused at that.*

...Over tax papers? I don't think it's going to be that big a deal...I almost burned down someone's house yesterday; that's a little worse.

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

(Burned down--we're going to be our own worst enemies out here, aren't we?

All right, calm down, it's already happened.)

*When he speaks again, his voice is back to neutral.*

I just figured we should cover our bases.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*He shrugs.*

Want something to eat? Or a beer?

[queensrules.livejournal.com]

[Spy shows up with a handful of tax papers and dumps them on the grill, completely disregarding whatever may be cooking.

He looks a bit pale, sick maybe, but nothing too noticeable.]

Found a way to feed your habit, I see.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*Pyro narrows his eyes and pokes the papers down into the fire.*

Always. Better than burning houses down...You doing alright?

[queensrules.livejournal.com]

An odd question coming from you.

[He takes out a box of cigarettes, shakes one out, then offers another to Pyro.]

I don't see what concern of it is yours. We are all struggling to play nice, are we not?

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks.

*That's a nice surprise. He takes the offered cigarette and lights it with the flames still coming from the freshly burning papers, then sticks it in between his lips.*

Eh. Dunno. You just look a little...pale.

[queensrules.livejournal.com]

[Spy does the same then steps away from the grill to avoid being burnt.]

We spent most of our time in masks and suits, what do you expect? You, however, had more reason to than I.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

*He shrugs and pokes at the food on the grill.*

Yeah, getting burned sucks...but I mean it's worse than normal? I don't know.

[healforscience.livejournal.com]

[Medic has made his way over here to investigate the source of the smoke. Well, he DID tell Pyro to go burn something unnecessary. Figures that he'd be burning his mail.]

Are you serious, Herr Flammenwerfer?

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Does it look like I'm joking, doc?

[healforscience.livejournal.com]

[He sighs, massaging the bridge of his nose over his glasses.]

Vell, I did say zhat you could burn zomethink unnecessary, even if zhis is a bit much.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

You going to scold me or are you going to eat?

[healforscience.livejournal.com]

Fine, zhen. Vhat do you 'ave? Und is zhere anythink to drink?

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

...A whole lot of sausage, burgers, some chicken. And yeah, there's drinks inside, help yourself to whatever you want, doc.