Twenty-two fires set

[mr_fahrenheit]

Okay, BLU, listen up just real fast: any of you guys start a fight with any of us? That's the end of the ceasefire right fucking there. Not a threat right now, just something to keep in mind.

I'm sure the same is true for us.

Comments

[dispenserplz.livejournal.com]

Too late, I got BLU's fail-Scout on my hitlist!

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

...Figured. Keep it between you two, though. I don't want any unscheduled headshots from their Sniper, thanks.

[dispenserplz.livejournal.com]

'F he got any brains he wouldn't be pointin' that scope at you, pal.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Well...yeah, guess you're right.

...Seems weird to be willing to fight for no money, though.

1/2

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Ceasefire?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

...

Oh right, we forgot to tell you, huh?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU FORGOT!

I WAS NOT PUT HERE BY GOD ALMIGHTY TO SHAKE HANDS WITH MY ENEMY!

I WAS PUT HERE TO RIP THEIR HANDS OFF THEIR ARMS!

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

Can't we all just agree to kill BLU Scout?

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Sure. I like this plan.

[deflowers.livejournal.com]

...I'm just glad our Scout is back.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

...Same here. Now if the rest of them would come back...

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

I'd really like it if none of you started fighting.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

It's their Scout. He keeps it up, he's going to pay for it.

[bustydefense.livejournal.com]

Then send him my way. I'll set him straight.

[bloodon-myknife.livejournal.com]

[In a cheerful voice.]

'Ello. I am feeling fine today. 'Ow are you?

Though no need to call me by the foolish fantasy name of "Sniper." I am Mr. Brown.

No need for violence chum. We wouldn't want to anger good old Mr. Grady.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

...Great, droned. I'm not going to talk to you like this.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[Well OK, Sniper's droned, Engie's STILL droned and he hasn't seen Spy in AGES. Mayfield is so awesome like that. Scout, panic? No way. OK maybe a little]


.... how 'bout you just all keep yer ugly mugs outta my sight an' I won't think about bashin' 'em in. Deal?

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

It doesn't work like that.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Oh I think it could be pretty damned easy. You leave us alone, we leave you alone, no one gets their skulls bashed or lit on fire or whatever. Cuz I don't think that whole workin' together thing is gonna fly, pal.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

You seem to be the most resistant to it.

...

And our Soldier, but that's expected.

[queensrules.livejournal.com]

I was not aware of this ceasefire. I was under the impression it was up for debate and discussion.

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Current debate: your Scout is as good as dead if he keeps it up.

[queensrules.livejournal.com]

Care to explain what "it" is?

[muffled-noises.livejournal.com]

Being an obnoxious little shit, what else?